Archives for the month of: April, 2010

“It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.”– Henry Ford

Mr. Ford sums up my current feelings regarding the renovation loan process. Ponder his words while I clean my gun.

Just in time for Easter, Architect Patricia and Engineer Tamara delivered their final permitting plans for Act One, Structural Repairs. “Woo hoo!” crowed Richard and Becky. “We’ll git r done!” drawled Contractor. “Not so fast,” announced the Money Lender, entering stage left in a holocaust cloak, “show us your papers.” “But we gave you our papers! Lots of them! Every time you asked!” cringed Richard and Becky. “Ohhhhh, but we need mooooore…” cackled the Money Lender, raising a bony finger towards them, “moooooore!” Close curtain, end Scene One.